Carrot Man

Shell-face gargoyle

The Cheese Stands Alone

Drop of Molasses

Lollipop Guild

Dawn Powell

Peyton Place

He fell to the floor at once, almost at her feet,
and in fear lest he gather his strength to stand up,
Selena brought the tongs down again and again
on his head.

Blood gushed up in a fountain and bathed her face.

18th Century Cartoon

Petronius Satyricon : Verse 22

At this point a second eunuch arrived, so
incredibly insipid that he seemed a fitting
representative of the whole menage. Clapping his
hands for attention, he cleared his throat, grunted,
and gave vent to the following:

O fairies, O buggers,
O eunuchs exotic!
Come running, come running
ye anal-erotic!

With soft little hands,
with flexible bums,
Come, O castrati,
unnatural ones!

Deep Sea Octopus

Maude

The Greedy

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